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Beer Quotes


  • Hops are related to the cannabis plant. Anon.
  • Madonna drinks Timothy Taylor 'Landlord'.
  • Racking to a secondary FV isn’t necessary.
  • Why all the excitement about conicals? McMullan
  • The London beer flood of 1814 killed 8 people and lost 323,000 gallons of beer. Wiki
  • How about Brewers make wort, yeast makes beer. alane1
  • "As a professional brewer, you have committed to a life of relative sobriety... there is nothing more detrimental and harmful to the art of brewing than the drunken brewer. -- BentBrewer.
  • Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.-- W. C. Fields
  • You first parents of the human race... who ruined yourself for an apple, what might you have done for a truffled turkey?-- Brillat-savarin
  • “I drink to make other people more interesting.” ― Ernest Hemingway
  • “She was the third beer. Not the first one, which the throat receives with almost tearful gratitude; nor the second, that confirms and extends the pleasure of the first. But the third, the one you drink because it's there, because it can't hurt, and because what difference does it make?” ― Toni Morrison
  • "Beer is an improvement on water itself." - Grant Johnson"Fermentation and civilization are inseparable." - John Ciardi"
  • Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world." - Kaiser Wilhelm
  • "There can't be good living where there is not good drinking." - Ben Franklin
  • "Here's to the heart that fills as the bottle empties." - Anonymous
  • "History flows forward in rivers of beer." - Anonymous